So I basically stayed up all night playing Epic Games PARAGON! AHHH!
I don't think I got as much done in the past 24 hours as I would have wanted, but how could I pull my sweaty, blurry eyed self away from the game when TODAY IS THE OPEN BETA LAUNCH!
Yep... That's right gamers. The cross platform MOBA is finally here! I've had to play with my boyfriend's PSN since the Early Access Launch (he's a student, I'm a model... we're Poor** lol). Anyway, I can't wait to finally have my OWN account linked to the open beta and will be streaming it on the daily for the first week of Paragon's Open Beta! Yay!
Get ready to see a lot of sarcastic "Good Job!" and enraged "Retreat!" coms from the PSN ID
Basically I will take a short nap, and hopefully shower, before jumping head first into the horrifying world of Moba so full of noobs that even I (after 1-2 months - ish... maybe?) feel like a venomous psychopath for about 50% of the matchmaking haha.
But first... A few things:
- Defend the fucking tower, don't watch it! The tower will trigger an attack on any enemy that sticks you while in the tower... SO GET IN FRONT OF THE TOWER CORE FOR CHRIST SAKE! lol.
- Don't steal from your jungler, man. Like even if he's a dick and took your character or you just don't want to be in lane... whatever the reason may be. The jungler pretty much IS essential, and if you steal from him or slow him (or her... and in this case me), you're only hurting yourself. Let the jungler focus on the harvesters and levels while you defend lane for at least 8 levels or so, and then attack with him or her.
- If you're the jungler, have a beastmaster harvesters key. Or burn in hell, basically.
*Play the game!
We all want to kill each other on both the enemy and ally teams 99.9% of the time, okay!? So just accept it, don't try to surrender before they take an inhibitor, and finally, for the love of all that is dear in this fucking UNIVERSE, don't be a dick and go AFK!
Anyone who doesn't abandon teams in hour long, intense battles gets it. And if you don't get it, you would probably be that scum bag who infects about 30-40 percent of my Paragon games.
IF YOU ABANDON YOUR TEAM YOU ARE A SCUM BAG.
Just don't do it.
And on that cheerful note,
OPEN BETA JUST LAUNCHED!